Here’s Something Silly just for Fun…
I was Just Having Fun on Someone’s Blog, Creating Pictures with the Symbols on the Key Board.
…...^.^......)).........../)/)...
….{^.^}.....//.........(^.^)..
----8-8---((...…......_(__)o
Cat or Kitten.....Bunny
..^...^..
.(O^O)...........(^0^)
(====).......*(_._._)*
_^__^______^_^__
..Owl......Some Other Silly Bird
Isn’t This Silly? I Must be Board. Either that, or the Politics have made me go coo coo. Somebody Help me Please Return to Sanity. Lololololololol.
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Here's a Joke/Nuts in the Cemetery
Well, there's been so much going on in my life that's been causing me some growing pains and making it hard for me to post, so maybe it's time for something a little lighter.
There were two boys who desired to divide up a bag of nuts between them and wanted to find some quiet and private place in which to do it, so they went into the Cemetery and hid behind a rock and started dividing out the nuts saying "One for you and one for me.", "One for you and one for me." and so on. After awhile, some nuts dropped and fell down the hill to the Cemetery Fence.
Well, another boy was walking by and heard them as they continued; "One for you and one for me.", "One for you and one for me.", etc. The boy become frightened and ran home to his Grandfather, insisting that he come and hear what he had just heard in the Cemetery.
"Calm down, boy!" the Grandfather said "And tell me what's frightened you so."
A little calmer, but still excited, the boy continued to explain, "You have got to come and hear what I heard in the Cemetery, for God and Satan are there right now dividing up the souls."
Well, his Grandfather had to take his time because he walked with a cane, yet when they got there, lo and behold, they could still hear it as they stood by the Fence outside the Cemetery; "One for you and one for me.", "One for you and one for me.", yet soon the dividing up process stopped and one of the boys who were dividing up the nuts said "Ok, that's it. Now let's just go and get the Nuts by the Fence and we'll be done."
Well, wouldn't you know it. The old man somehow learned to run really fast in spite of his cane and beat his Grandson home.
There were two boys who desired to divide up a bag of nuts between them and wanted to find some quiet and private place in which to do it, so they went into the Cemetery and hid behind a rock and started dividing out the nuts saying "One for you and one for me.", "One for you and one for me." and so on. After awhile, some nuts dropped and fell down the hill to the Cemetery Fence.
Well, another boy was walking by and heard them as they continued; "One for you and one for me.", "One for you and one for me.", etc. The boy become frightened and ran home to his Grandfather, insisting that he come and hear what he had just heard in the Cemetery.
"Calm down, boy!" the Grandfather said "And tell me what's frightened you so."
A little calmer, but still excited, the boy continued to explain, "You have got to come and hear what I heard in the Cemetery, for God and Satan are there right now dividing up the souls."
Well, his Grandfather had to take his time because he walked with a cane, yet when they got there, lo and behold, they could still hear it as they stood by the Fence outside the Cemetery; "One for you and one for me.", "One for you and one for me.", yet soon the dividing up process stopped and one of the boys who were dividing up the nuts said "Ok, that's it. Now let's just go and get the Nuts by the Fence and we'll be done."
Well, wouldn't you know it. The old man somehow learned to run really fast in spite of his cane and beat his Grandson home.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
More Humor
Perhaps it's time for a little humor.
Much has been said about the aging of the President of the United States during their terms in office. Below are just a few examples (Pictures on the left were taken their first year in office. Pictures on the right were taken during their last year in office):
Ronald Reagan
Bill Clinton
George W. Bush
And now with state of the art computer imaging software, we can look into the future and see what our next potential president will look like after his term in office:
and even his wife.....Michelle
Saturday, June 14, 2008
On the Lighter Side - A few Jokes
Maybe it's time for a lighter post. Sometimes I just get too serious and it seems that I get fewer responses on the Spiritual posts than I do on the Political posts and the more lighter posts. I'm not quite as good at humor as some are, yet it is not as if I don't know a joke or two. I just wonder sometimes whether or not the jokes I know are old and out dated. Perhaps this time I'll try not to sit here and analyze the humor.
Here's a couple jokes.
Why did the light turn red?
You'd turn red too if you had to change in front of everyone.
Two men were walking in the woods and they saw a bear and the one man turns to the other and asks him, "Can you run fast?", and the other man answers and says "What does that matter? I was wondering if the bear can run fast.", but the first man responded "I don't have to out run the bear. I only have to out run you."
Or how about some religious humor?
A Bear in the Woods
A man was walking along in the woods and come across a bear. He knew that he couldn't out run the bear, so he didn't know what to do. Since he was a Christian he decided to pray about it, so he bowed his head and said a prayer. "Lord, please, I beg of You, allow this bear to be a Christian so that he will not eat me."
As the bear approached, the man felt a little relieved to see that the bear bowed his head too and prayed, yet what the bear prayed was not quite as encouraging. "Lord, please bless this food that I am about to eat. Thank You, Lord, for Your wonderful provision. Amen."
The Religious Horse
A man needed to buy a horse, but he was in a hurry, so he didn't ask all the questions that he should have before he took off on the horse.
The man who sold him the horse, was trying to explain to him some of the special instructions that he would need in order to ride this horse, for you see, this horse had been trained to respond to special commands. Hallelujah meant go and Amen meant stop, yet since the man was in a hurry, he just looked at the health of the horse, saw that he was in good shape and jumped on.
The horse wouldn't go at first, so the man asked "How do I get him to go?" and the other man said "Just say Hallelujah." So the man said "Hallelujah" and the horse broke into a run before the man who sold it to him had the chance to tell him how to get the horse to stop.
Well, the horse took off running and was running really fast in the direction of the cliff and the man became very frightened because he did not know how to get the horse to stop, so he began to pray. In his prayer he said, "Lord, please tell me how to get this horse to stop. Please help me." and just as he finished his prayer by saying "Amen", the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff.
Well, the man was so relieved and full of joy that he yelled out in a loud voice, "Hallelujah!!"
Here's a couple jokes.
Why did the light turn red?
You'd turn red too if you had to change in front of everyone.
Two men were walking in the woods and they saw a bear and the one man turns to the other and asks him, "Can you run fast?", and the other man answers and says "What does that matter? I was wondering if the bear can run fast.", but the first man responded "I don't have to out run the bear. I only have to out run you."
Or how about some religious humor?
A Bear in the Woods
A man was walking along in the woods and come across a bear. He knew that he couldn't out run the bear, so he didn't know what to do. Since he was a Christian he decided to pray about it, so he bowed his head and said a prayer. "Lord, please, I beg of You, allow this bear to be a Christian so that he will not eat me."
As the bear approached, the man felt a little relieved to see that the bear bowed his head too and prayed, yet what the bear prayed was not quite as encouraging. "Lord, please bless this food that I am about to eat. Thank You, Lord, for Your wonderful provision. Amen."
The Religious Horse
A man needed to buy a horse, but he was in a hurry, so he didn't ask all the questions that he should have before he took off on the horse.
The man who sold him the horse, was trying to explain to him some of the special instructions that he would need in order to ride this horse, for you see, this horse had been trained to respond to special commands. Hallelujah meant go and Amen meant stop, yet since the man was in a hurry, he just looked at the health of the horse, saw that he was in good shape and jumped on.
The horse wouldn't go at first, so the man asked "How do I get him to go?" and the other man said "Just say Hallelujah." So the man said "Hallelujah" and the horse broke into a run before the man who sold it to him had the chance to tell him how to get the horse to stop.
Well, the horse took off running and was running really fast in the direction of the cliff and the man became very frightened because he did not know how to get the horse to stop, so he began to pray. In his prayer he said, "Lord, please tell me how to get this horse to stop. Please help me." and just as he finished his prayer by saying "Amen", the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff.
Well, the man was so relieved and full of joy that he yelled out in a loud voice, "Hallelujah!!"
Friday, June 6, 2008
A Little Humor Regarding Change
At least one of my commenters has mentioned that maybe it might be good to occasionally add a little humor to my blog, so here it is.
The first video is about pride and the second one is just a silly one that I borrowed from Beth's blog. Both videos have to do with change. Watch this first video before reading any of the comments because I have posted a comment about it right away that will give away the punch line.
uss_montana.wmv
This next one is sort of cute when you click on the play button, but what really got me laughing was when I started zooming the mouse quickly around Obama's head and watching his eyes follow the mouse. I couldn't stop laughing cause I thought he looked so silly. I guess it doesn't take much sometimes to make me feel amused. Be sure and notice the flames in the back ground.
I have no idea why I ended up with two copies of this. I don't know how to fix it. Nor do I know how to make the above video any smaller. Oh well. If you want to see the stuff on the right a little better than just click on the title of one of the other posts.
The comment section of this post contains some interesting discussion on the subject of change.
The first video is about pride and the second one is just a silly one that I borrowed from Beth's blog. Both videos have to do with change. Watch this first video before reading any of the comments because I have posted a comment about it right away that will give away the punch line.
uss_montana.wmv
an old video but still funny!
Download the original: uss_montana.wmv (2.0 MB)
This next one is sort of cute when you click on the play button, but what really got me laughing was when I started zooming the mouse quickly around Obama's head and watching his eyes follow the mouse. I couldn't stop laughing cause I thought he looked so silly. I guess it doesn't take much sometimes to make me feel amused. Be sure and notice the flames in the back ground.
I have no idea why I ended up with two copies of this. I don't know how to fix it. Nor do I know how to make the above video any smaller. Oh well. If you want to see the stuff on the right a little better than just click on the title of one of the other posts.
Click on the play button to hear
Get a Voki now!The comment section of this post contains some interesting discussion on the subject of change.
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